20 Medieval Animal Memes from a Time Before Accurate Anatomy

Advertisement
  • 01
    Witness: So there they were! Giant creatures who trampled down our men! Historian: How did they look like? Witness: Uh...well, ya see-
  • 02
    I'm happy, but not 'medieval fox receiving a sword from a lion king' happy
  • 03
    Dire Snail (CR 1) AC 14, HP 11 Move: 5'/round Attack: Tickle (+3 to hit; 1-3 tickle damage) What loot does he drop? 1st level party be like
  • 04
    On a scale of medieval owl how are you feeling today? 2 3 to in the aust· Onist 4 5 6 7 8 9 m
  • 05
    On a scale of medieval duck how are you feeling today? 1 2 3 4 queck 5 6 fidiacobi pia 8 9
  • 06
    weird medieval guys @Weird Medieval in the early 15th century, edward, 2nd duke of york, wrote a list of 1,126 names he considered to be suitable for dogs. highlights from the list: -nosewise -garlik -pretyman -gaylarde -norman -filthe 202
  • 07
    I'm not saying modern lobsters are lazy. I just think they could have a more active role in society. @medievalstinatt OVE
  • 08
    It is important to me that you look at these pictures of fat medieval bats @medievalistmat
  • 09
    monk: I want a camel, but I only want to pay half-price scribe: བ་་་ nticbin ader.an. ut ghe cue Cap otgefocht heblege En andeic 2 www.medievalmemes.org
  • 10
    Customer: I'd like a capital E please. Illustrator: Certainly. Any embellishments? Customer: No just a plain old E. Well, if you want you could work in something about duck-powered sailing. Illustrator: In the , right? Customer: If it's not too much trouble.
  • 11
    On a scale of medieval dog, how are you feeling today? 2 3 5 7 8 6
  • 12
    Can we please bring back medieval therapy snails?
  • 13
    Which medieval animal are you, right now? happy snail cat chicken on stilts brave warrior silly lion who can snail never be serious king derp cat paranoid bunny anxiety owl overly intense musical rabbit jazz hands lizard chicken snail mermaid bunny lion whos seen too much
  • 14
    Tagge thyself Which olyfaunt art thou this day: aghast blythe melancholic angy picasso dismayed affrighted hostille hath seen some shytte
  • 15
    Monk #1: So rabbits in the wild, they ride dogs right? Monk #2: Yes. Monk #1: And they have falcons? Monk #2: No they have pet snails that ride on their arm like falcons. Monk #1: Perfect, thanks.
  • 16
    Student: So you're saying that boars played croquet in the Middle Ages? Professor: That's right. Student: And other boars looked on and drank Coke from red solo cups? Professor: *sighing* It was Dr. Pepper in transparent cups. Have you guys even been listening? ferreis ZNZAN t faciantineisuudiaum cofen ptum gloria hec eft omnibus fanctis eus. Pfalmuse Audate dominum in fand cius laudate eum in firmamentou tutis cius N audate eum in uirtutibus eru Gmedia-girat
  • 17
    When you understand this is what their textbooks showed, he actually did a really good job restoring an accurate medieval lion.
  • 18
    I MUST CONTINUE MY QUEST TO SLAY THE RED DOT ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM:
  • 19
    Freyja-goddess of love,s,beauty,fertility, gold,war,death witchcraft, and cats Proof the vikings understood women
  • 20
    Therapist: Renaissance horses aren't talking about you behind your back. It's all in your head. Renaissance horses: @medievalistmat!!

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article